A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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poopoo

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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