- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

gay marriage.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

women's rights

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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