What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Black People.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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your going to die

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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