Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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