- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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