- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

its snowing on mount fuji

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

cancer

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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