What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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