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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Your mom is fat

Hearpin my durp

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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