Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The WNBA

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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