Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Fox News.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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