Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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politically correct!

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speech and debate.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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