Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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pickle sniffer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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girls lacrosse

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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