- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Potassium? K.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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