What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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