if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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The person below me is weird.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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