How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

So a seal walks into a club..

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Michael Castillo is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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