Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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full house

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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