how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Cheese stick

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Hi

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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