- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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