- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

whats long and green? weed

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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