Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Spinabifita

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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