Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Cancer.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Your all fags

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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jcjdj

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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