- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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