Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Spotto

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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