- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

knock knock who's there aids

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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