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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

^that joke a piece of shit

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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