I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What's 9+10? 19

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A women's opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Dylan is gay

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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