- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

David Silberberg is gay

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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