What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Once upon a cross

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what do u call a apple a apple

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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TIMMAH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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