- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's the difference between a duck?

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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