learn the ropes?

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

u jelly?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Hey Shea

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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