- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

A white person at Harvard

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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