why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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My friend harris is fat.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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