Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

raping black women

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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