- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Kelly Clarkson

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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