- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock piss off

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

One time I masturbated by myself

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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