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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

i have yougurt with tractor

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

A dyslexic blind man

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

men's rights.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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