Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Bloody kids ...

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

fruit salad?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

shut up kobe!

A homosexual walks into a church

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

falling didnt make the difference

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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