A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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bees knees

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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