I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Anti Joke

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