Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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There's my tractor.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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boobs.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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