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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

fack me in the ace! CC

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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