doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Hello Braydon

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

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