How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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