nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A black man comes home from work.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Anti Joke

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