Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

elen degeneres is straight....

how may i help you

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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