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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

LOL May Wong

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What is long and black The unemployment line

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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