- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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