- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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