what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How much Is a free app on my market?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Justin's hair

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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