why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Anti Joke

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