- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Breast cancer.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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