- Anti Joke

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

you are a åsshole :)

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.