knock knock piss off

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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I am on a escalator.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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