roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

I never asked for this.

F? No k

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Tony Romo

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why did katy fall off her bike?

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

american government

Anti Joke

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