How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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