TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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this is not a joke. jks

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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