The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Justin Bieber

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Agent 47.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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My parents died!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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